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Re: LOGIN LOGOUT

Postby jrdwdw » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:02 pm

Well, obviously more than 10 minutes..... :lol:

there once was a man in Vallarta
who typed a few lines, then he farta
for fear he would spoil it,
he went to the toilet,
and when he returned he forgota
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Re: LOGIN LOGOUT

Postby freeeye » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:14 pm

Damn, Jim, you're a poet. I used to publish a poetry journal (for real). Do you have more? (I used to use this line on the young poetesses for obvious reasons).
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Re: LOGIN LOGOUT

Postby jrdwdw » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:19 pm

Yea, but they are real sh*%y.
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Re: LOGIN LOGOUT

Postby freeeye » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:26 pm

For some reason, I'm sitting here alone on a Saturday night with nothing to do but to post here and on facebook. Sounds like a CW song.

Hon, your poetry is not shi&)). But, then, I haven't seen any of it except the anti-Chico poem and I'd pretty much give a standing ovation to anything in that genre..
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Re: LOGIN LOGOUT

Postby rabihorcada » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:46 pm

Jim, that is the funniest thing I've read all month.
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Re: LOGIN LOGOUT

Postby GeckoS » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:26 am

Jim is bad-SupaBad.
"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."
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Postby Macuardo » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:06 am

man you're good Jim!!!! you came up with that in like 4 minutes! 8) 8)
plus it's genuinely funny!
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