"The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines."
-- Henry J. Tillman
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction."
-- Blaise Pascal
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-- Matt Groening
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around."
-- Christina Stead
